The Opening Bandit
With thanks to my wife Tanya for the malapropic title, I declare this blog open.
My aim is to bring you news of the latest scientific research and results, salted with a grain or two of humour. Please feel free to leave comments, whether they be serious, silly, or links to videos of cats doing things that only humans normally do.
Because those things are filarious.
If you have questions (Who invented the colour green?) , suggestions (Hey loser why don,t you suck my dick you loser LOL!!!!!!!!!!1) or marriage proposals (Hi I am named Katrina Bzorgansky and I am live in Kiev. I would like marry you and be happy. Meet me and lots more of my hot Russian single girls at lonelymugs.com), then here’s where you need to send them:
PaulGibson@SlantedScience.com
Wishing us all the best of luck, and may we all learn something from this. While having a chuckle.


You are a monkey